Apollo Jokes

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he
not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for man
kind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com traffic
between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control. Just before he
reentered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr.
Gorsky."
Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some rival
Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either
the Russian or American Space Programs. Over the years many people
questioned Mr. Armstrong as to what the "Good Luck Mr. Gorsky" statement
meant, but Mr. Armstrong always just smiled and would not answer.
Just last year, (On July 5, 1996) in Tampa, Florida while answering
questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 29 year old
question to Mr. Armstrong again. This time he finally more...

What was the last thing NASA heard before apollo 13 crashed?
Let her drive.

Knock Knock Who's there! Apollo! Apollo who? Apollogize!

Ham radio operators and amateurastronomers spent the weekend bouncing radio conversations off themoon to one another to celebrate the 40th anniversary ofthe Apollo moon landings. Coincidentally, 40 marks the number ofyears these guys have spent without the tender touch of a woman.

Knock KnockWhos there! Apollo! Apollo who? Apollogize!