Applance Jokes

A blonde goes into an applance store and asks “how much is that tv. ” THe guy told her “Sorry we don’t sell dumb blondes stuff. ” The confused blonde goes outside and goes to the nearest beauty shop and ask to have her hair dyed. She puts lots of makeup on her face and paints her nails. Now the blonde (redhead now) goes back to the applance store and goes to the manager and says “I would like to buy this tv. ” The manager says sorry we dont sell dumb blondes stuff. ” How did you know it was me she asked? The manager says because thats not a tv that is microwave