Arsenic Jokes / Recent Jokes

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the Pharmacist for some arsenic.
The Pharmacist asks, "Ma'am, what do you want to do with arsenic?" The lady says, "Kill my husband."
"I can't sell it to you for that reason" says he Pharmacist. The lady reaches into her purse, pulls out a photo and hands it to the Pharmacist.
The photo is of a man and a woman in a compromising position. The man is her husband and the lady is the Pharmacist's wife. He looks at the photo and says, "Oh, I didn't realize you had a prescription."

A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.

The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".

The lady say's "To kill my husband."

I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist.

The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.

He looks at the photo and says. . . . . . " Oh I didn't know you had a prescription!"