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Is there any bigger douchebag on earth than a person who proudly tells you that they are an eighth or a quarter Native-American? People who do that are trying to imply that they are some sort of magical half-breed creature with all the powers of the mighty Indian, but none of the weakness, much like "Blade."

If you are one-eighth Native-American, it means that you are not at all Native-American. Just because one of your asshole relatives raped an Indian a hundred years ago doesn't mean you can talk to trees.
I myself used to be a quarter Cherokee, but then my white heritage forced my Indian heritage onto a reservation on the rim of my asshole.