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On the WBAM FM morning show in Chicago, the DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers yes, he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.

The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard of' Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to Orlando,Florida if you win. What is more...

A beggar knocked at Banta's door and said,' Please
give me some money.'
Banta:' I have no money.'
Beggar:' You can give me some atta (flour).'
Banta:' There is no atta left.'
Beggar:' Then give me an old shirt or pyjama.'
Banta:' I have no shirt or pyjama - old or new.'
'In that case,' replied the beggar,' you come with
me and we can go begging together.'