Aught Jokes

One day, Jerry Aught, who liked to get drunk, did just that. When he got home, his wife, Sherry Aught, would get mad. One day, Sherry said,"If you come home drunk again, I will hit you on the head with this frying pan".

The next day, Jerry came home drunk again.As he lay on the doormat,Sherry came out with the frying pan. Jerry started to sing: "swing low, sweet Sherry Aught, coming to carry me home..."