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A Father and his on were on their way to a bank when the ee a Big Rig Truck beeping, and the son asks "
Dad, Whats that mean?"
The Dad replys "
That mean its backing up, son."
They then go to the bank and are behind a HUGE woman and the son start making cracks about her weight. "
Stop it, son, your embarrassing me!"
The Dad ay, and the son stops. All of a udden, the woman's beeper went off and the son yelled "
Look out, Dad! shes backing up!!!
-Dusty

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from.
His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was backing up and that sound was to warn people behind it to get out of the way.
When they arrived at the bank the lines were long (as usual) and so they got into one of the lines behind a rather large lady.
All of a sudden another man's beeper started to go off and the little boy with fear in his eyes said "Look out dad she's backing up!"

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from.His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was backing up and that sound was to warn people behind it to get out of the way.When they arrived at the bank the lines were long (as usual) and so they got into one of the lines behind a rather large lady.All of a sudden another man's beeper started to go off and the little boy with fear in his eyes said "Look out dad she's backing up!"

Little Johnny's mother took her 6-year-old son with her to the bank.
They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really fat."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Little' Johnny received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Little Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is 'that' wide."
At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son.
Again after a couple of minutes Little Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her child and his mother threatened him with severe bodily harm.
The lady's pager begins to go off.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, "Run for your life, she's backing more...

A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep.. Beep.. Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was comming from a near by dump truck that was backing up and that sound was to warn people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at the bank the lines were long (as usual) and so they got into one of the lines behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden another man's beeper started to go off and the little boy with fear in his eyes said "Look out dad she's backing up!"