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Be sure that you go straight home
I can't, I live just round the corner!

A little boy ran home from school on the first day and pestered his mother into taking him into a toy shop. When they got there he insisted that she buy him a gun.
' But why do you need a gun?' asked his mother.
' Because our teacher told us she was going to teach us to draw tomorrow.'

Father: How do you like going to school?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his younger cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen." the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he answered so quickly. "How do you know that?"
"Easy," the little boy said, "all you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said:' Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer'."

Boy: Granddad, do you know how to croak?
Granddad: No, I don't think so, why?
Boy: Because Daddy says he'll be a rich man when you do!

Mr Grouch was enraged when young Joe from next door began throwing stones at his greenhouse.' I'll teach you, you young rogue! ' roared the furious neighbour.' I'll teach you to throw stones at my greenhouse! '
' I wish you would,' said the insolent lad.' I've had three tries, and I haven't hit it yet! '

There once was aboy named Johnny who went into a toy store, took a toy plane, gave the shopkeeper fake money and started to leave. The shopkeeper told him, "Excuse me litlle boy this is not real money".
Little jhonny walked towards the exit without giving a reply. the shopkeeper repeated himself and Jhonny kept walking. The third time shopkeeper said "I'm sorry, young man, but this is not real money ".
Jhonny lookes at the plane in his hands, looks at the shopkeeper and finally said "This isn't a real plane too".