Badge Jokes / Recent Jokes

On this morning a woman and her baby were taking a bus. As she entered the bus the driver says "Wow that is one ugly baby."
The woman deeply hurt just continued on the bus and found a seat next to an elderly man. The man asks "What's wrong you look mad?"
She replied "I am. That bus driver just insulted me."
"You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied. "He's a public worker and should give you respect. If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.
"You're right sir I think I will report him."
The elderly man says, "You go on up there and get his badge number. I'll hold your monkey for you."

Shaquille O’Neal will lose his special deputy’s badge in Maricopa County because of language he used in a rap video that mocks former teammate Kobe Bryant.

I think they should have taken his badge away for not being a cop.

A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in the act of oral sex.
"Get back, ladies, get back!" exclaimed the leader. "There's an extremely dangerous beast out there!"
Unfortunately, it was too late. A number of the girls had more-or-less seen the deed taking place. Curious, they asked their leader what it was the couple was doing.
Flustered, the leader explained, "Well, ummmm... if you really must know, they were practicing a brand new method of artificial respiration. Yes, that's it, it's artificial respiration!"
"Wow!" the oldest girl in the group exclaimed. "I sure know what merit badge I'm going to try for next!"