Bald Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
A: So they can run their hands through hair!
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
Thanks, I'll never part with it!
Why do bald men put holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair!
Look at that bald man over there. Its the first time Ive seen a parting with ears.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!
Once there were three babys still inside the uterus of their mother.
They were all talking and wondering what each other was going to be when they grew up.
The first baby said, "I want to be a fireman so I can put fires out."
The next said, "I want to be a carpenter so I can fix this place up."
The last one said, "I want to be a hunter so I can kill that bald headed bastard that keeps popping in and out of here!".