Ballerina Jokes / Recent Jokes
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in Alabama. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?" The drunk replied, more...
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises her right arm, revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"The whole bar goes dead silent, as the patrons try to ignore her. At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on the bar and says, "Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying, "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little drunk and states, "It's your business if you want to buy the lady a more...
This woman is sitting in a bar wearing a tube top. She has never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the bar see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm.
Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the bartender, "Hey, I'd like to buy the ballerina a drink."
The bartender replies, "She's not a ballerina. What makes you think she's a ballerina?"
The drunk says, "Any girl that can lift her leg that high HAS to be a ballerina!"
This woman with hairy armpits walks into a bar. She sits down, raises her hand, showing
all the hair under her armpits, and calls out, "Yoo-hoo, anyone want to buy me a drink?" Then out
of the corner a drunk guy says, "I'll buy that ballerina a drink."
Five minutes pass on. The hairy pitted woman again raises her hand and calls out for someone to
buy her a drink. The same drunk guy again says, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
Five more minutes pass on. The woman again raises her hand and asks for someone to buy her a
drink, and again, the drunk guy goes, "I'll buy that ballerina another drink."
The bar tender then looks at the drunk guy very strange and says, "Why the do you keep calling
her a ballerina?" To which the drunk replies, "Because. I have never seen anyone else that can lift
their leg as high as she can!"
-Tyler
A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stood behind him and raised her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. The drunk saw that she had very hairy armpits. The drunk yelled at the bartender,' Get the ballerina a drink!' She got her drink and went away. Later, she returned and raised her arm again. The drunk saw her and yelled to the bartender,' Get the ballerina another drink!' She got her drink and went away again. The bartender asked the drunk how he knew she was a ballerina when she was a stranger and had never been in the bar before. The drunk replied,' She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that high.'
Theres a guy sitting in a bar. A women comes up and raises her hand for a drink. The women has really hairy armpits. The guy tells the bartender," Get the ballerina a drink." The bartender gets out, fills a drink, and gives it to the woman. After she finishes her drink she raises her arm again. The guy says," Get this ballerina a drink." The bartender answers, " How do you know she is a ballerina?" . The guy says," Only ballerinas can raise their legs that high.