Barbie and Ken Jokes

Action figure versions of the Presidential candidates and their running mates are now being sold on the internet. It's a crucial time for it too, since G.I. Joe is still deployed and the banks foreclosed on the Barbie Dream House.

If I ever have a daughter I won’t let her play with Barbie dolls because I think they create unrealistic body images for little girls. In the real world what are the odds that a little girl will ever grow up to be only eleven and a half inches tall

The new tattooed Barbie doll is too edgy for some parents. Because of the uproar, Mattell has halted production on the pierced clitoris Barbie.