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Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? The bassoon burns longer.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.
Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
A: The bassoon burns longer.
Q: What is a burning oboe good for?
A: Setting a bassoon on fire.
Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon?
A: A bassoon; there`s more wood!
Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but they`ll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Q: What are oboes good for?
A: Kindling when burning bassoons
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the bassoon recital.
What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Knock Knock Who's there! Bassoon! Bassoon who? Bassoon things will be better!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bassoon recital. Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon? A: A bassoon; there's more wood! Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation. Q: What are oboes good for? A: Kindling when burning basoons
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the bassoon recital.