Bath Jokes / Recent Jokes
Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
This guy goes in a bar with some friends hours go by and they end spliting up. Well the guy goes up to the bar to order a drink, he then sees a little man in green. So he goes up to him and grabes him and said "I got you so grant me my three wishes! The little guy says "not till you go in the bath room and blow me." The man says no way and walks away. Coulple more hours go by and at this point the man is drunk, and he sees the little man agian. So he goes up to him and grabs him agin and says " ha I got you give me my three whishes." The lepercon said not till you go in the bath room and blow me. The man bein drunk says o.k to him. So they go in the mens room and the man blows him.After the man starts telling him his whishes and the little man says " I bet you belive in the tooth fairy too!"
Are you going to take a bath? No, I'm leaving it where it is.