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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.
The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.
Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."
Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.
The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.
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A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who was already speaking.
"Yes," the pet store owner said, "this bird has a vocabulary of about 1000 words plus 50 phrases guaranteed to fit most occasions."
The deal was made and the parrot was brought home complete with a cage. The next day the purchaser went back and said the parrot had yet to say a word.
"That's to be expected," said the pet shop owner. "Try getting the bird a few of the toys that were here for the bird to use in the shop. It just needs to feel at home with you." Toys were purchased and a day went by. The parrot's owner returned and said there still had been no talking.
"I see," said the pet shop owner. "Perhaps if you got a bird bath, the parrot would start to talk while using it." A bird bath was purchased and yet another day went by. The next day the owner was back with more...

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake.The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too.Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around."Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into water before she can.The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED.Now, given that this incident is an idea for a TV ad, what product is being advertised? Scroll down for the answer.??? Come on now, this should be easy for a person of your mental powers!??? The product being advertised is...??? SEVEN UP!

This little girl wants to take bath with her dad she says dad can i take a bath with you? Her dad says okay.Then the little girl asks whats that daddy? Thats my Car said dad.Then a couple of minutes later the little girl wants to take a bath with her mom.She ays mom can I take a bath with you? Okay.Then the little girl asks whats that mommy? The mom says thats my garage.then later on the little girl hears the doorbell.She answers the door and the lady asks are your mom and dad busy? Yes my dads parking his car in my moms garage!

A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover of talking parrots asked if there was a bird who was already speaking.
"Yes," the pet store owner said, "this bird has a vocabulary of about 1000 words plus 50 phrases guaranteed to fit most occasions."
The deal was made and the parrot was brought home complete with a cage. The next day the purchaser went back and said the parrot had yet to say a word.
"That's to be expected," said the pet shop owner. "Try getting the bird a few of the toys that were here for the bird to use in the shop. It just needs to feel at home with you." Toys were purchased and a day went by. The parrot's owner returned and said there still had been no talking.
"I see," said the pet shop owner. "Perhaps if you got a bird bath, the parrot would start to talk while using it." A bird bath was purchased and yet another day went by. The next day the owner was back with more...

Mum, does God use the bathroom? No, what a funny question! Then why did Dad say this morning, Oh, God, are you still in there?

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs were roaming in the forest when they came across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decided to take a bath.
So she told the Dwarfs to turn around while she was preparing to take the bath.
The dwarfs protested vehemently. So she relented and said that when she got into the water and they heard the splash, they could turn around.
Snow White undressed and as she was about to jump into water, she was startled by a frog who jumped into water before she could.
The moment the Dwarfs heard the SPLASH, the Dwarfs turned around and saw Snow White standing STARK NAKED.
Now if this incident is a preview to an ad, what product is being advertised?
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One more guess??? What is it???
SEVEN UP!