Battered Jokes / Recent Jokes

do you know there are 1 million battered woman in the world today....and i have been eating mine raw this whole time.

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year.
All these years I've been eating them raw.

Q.Do you know what happened to the fish that was taking a stroll through the Bronx?
A.He got Battered

My girlfriend is a vegan sexual abuse counselor, which means she is against both battered women and battered shrimp.

In the United States alone, there are over 10,000 cases of battered
women.
And to think... all this time, I have been eating mine plain!