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This woman’s husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband. One day she found a beautifull lamp lieing in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a geenie popped out of the lamp! The geenie said that it would grant her 3 wishes & that with every wish her husband it get the same thing only double!
So, the woman thinks of a first wish…
“I want to be rich!!! ”
So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich!
So, the woman thinks of a second wish…
“I want to be beautifull!! ”
So, the woman became beautifull, and the husband became twice as beautifull.
”Okay”, the geenie says. “This is your last wish so be carefull what you wish for! ”
The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a desision.
“I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!! ”