Beermats Jokes

Everything in this bar is golden!!!
Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats...
After one too many drinks he stumbles into what he thinks is the toilet and theres even a golden urinal!!
The man goes home and tells his wife about this place and she isnt convinced, so in the morning she fones the bar and says, "Is every thing in your bar golden..? Golden carpets, golden shotglasses, golden beermats???"
"Yes" ansers the bartender..
"What about a golden urinal???"
"Hold on" says the bartender....
"Eddie.. I think we found the guy who leaked in your saxafone!!!".