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A man goes to the doctor complaining of a fever. The doctor examines him and perscribes him some tablets. But there was one catch. He had to take his temperature every day. Internally."you have to stick this themomiter up your anus," the doctor explains. "I'll show you now but I'm afraid it will hurt.""Thats ok," the man said. "I have a high pain threshold.The doctor stood beind him and jabbed it up sharply. He explained it had to be really deep to get the right reading. It took several painful tries to get it right. The man went out limping.The next day the man was ready to take his temperature. But he just couldn't get it as deep as the doctor had so he asked his wife to help.She stood beind him, put one hand on his shoulder and rammed it up his backside.The man screames and the wife immediatley stopped."Sorry! Did i hurt you?" she asked."No!" said the man. He was nearly crying. "I just realised that when the doctor did it, more...