Benedict Jokes

Pope Benedict XVI 3.9L Turbo Engine w/ 385 Brake Horse Power is to meet with top Muslim Envoys later this week in a bid to sit down face to face and share mutual respect for each others invisible friend

Also being discussed on the agenda will be The Tooth Fairy, The Boogey Man, Santa Claus and Space Aliens

This just in from the Reuters news wire: Pope Benedict wound up a fence-mending visit to Turkey on Friday amid praise from the local press for visiting Istanbul's Blue Mosque and praying toward Mecca "like Muslims."





Benedict also won praise for his promise to attach explosives to the Popemobile and drive it into an embassy.

...pope benedict has announced plans for his first tour of america...his holiness plans to open for van halen.