Beppo Jokes

Beppo: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead. Friend: relex, my friend. After 2 minutes beppo cries even louder friend: what now? Beppo: my sister just called, her mother died too!

Beppo Singh Queuing Behind His Friend At An Atm Machine. Friend: What Are You Looking At? Beppo Singh: I Know Your Pin No., Hee, Hee. Friend: Alright, What Is My Pin No. If You Saw It? Beppo Singh: Four Asterisks!

Beppo singh told his wife that after his death she should marry Banta Singh. "But why should i marry banta who is your enemy no 1" enquired his wife.
Beppo quipped, "Oh darling, this is the only way I can take my revenge from that useless fellow.

BEPPO SINGH QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE.
Friend: What are you looking at?
Beppo Singh: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Beppo Singh: four asterisks!

BEPPO SINGH NEEDS VITAMINS FOR GRANDSON.
Beppo Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Beppo Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!