Bird-feed Jokes

Rabinowitz is coming back to Israel. The customs officer asks him what he has in his heavy suitcase and Rabinowitz responds: "Bird-feed for my parrot." The officer is still suspicious and opens it. It's all coffee! "Didn't you say it was bird-feed for my parrot?" asks the officer. Rabinowitz responds: "If she doesn't eat it, that's her problem."