Biting Jokes / Recent Jokes
A selection of headlines from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
' 'A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
' 'Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
' 'Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
' 'Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
' 'Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
' 'Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
' 'Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake Tribune.
' 'Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
' 'Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
' 'Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
' 'Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
' 'Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
' 'Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
' 'Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta more...
A boy and a girl have had a relationship for a very long time but have not had sex. Oneday they planned to taste it and all they could plan was for the boy to put his penis into any red thing he sees on the girls window. The boy went to the girls house and saw a red tubelike structure so as he was told to do, he placed his penis inside not knowing it was the bucal cavity of the girls father. unfortunately the had to bite his penis. the next morning the girl saw the boy and called him and the boy replied biting vagina girl
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TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your more...