Biting Jokes / Recent Jokes

A selection of headlines from the Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield fight and its aftermath:
' 'A Bad Bite for Boxing'' - The News & Observer of Raleigh.
' 'Twice Bitten'' - Times-Picayune of New Orleans.
' 'Bite of the Century!'' - Arizona Republic.
' 'Bite Night'' - Lexington (Ky.) Herald-Leader.
' 'Tyson's Tasteless Tactics: Bite Night'' - The Record of Hackensack, N.J.
' 'Reality Bites'' - Times Union of Albany, N.Y.
' 'Did Tyson Bite Off More Than He Can Chew? Time Will Tell'' - Salt Lake Tribune.
' 'Tyson Subject of Biting Criticism'' - The (Baltimore) Sun.
' 'Biting Commentary'' - The Boston Herald.
' 'Tyson Bites the Dust, Holyfield'' - Huntsville (Ala.) Times.
' 'Holyfield May Take a Bite Out of Tyson'' - The Indianapolis Star.
' 'Holyfield Can't Stay Unbitten as Heavyweight'' - Sun-Sentinel, Fort Lauderdale, Fla.
' 'Earmarks of cowardice'' - Houston Chronicle.
' 'Earmark of an eerie night'' - The Atlanta more...

Q: How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

A: Make him wear shoes.

A boy and a girl have had a relationship for a very long time but have not had sex. Oneday they planned to taste it and all they could plan was for the boy to put his penis into any red thing he sees on the girls window. The boy went to the girls house and saw a red tubelike structure so as he was told to do, he placed his penis inside not knowing it was the bucal cavity of the girls father. unfortunately the had to bite his penis. the next morning the girl saw the boy and called him and the boy replied biting vagina girl

ARIES WOMEN: Wildly sensual, passionate and adventurous. You'll have sex anywhere, you know what you want - intense and frequent sex, you have a need for complete control, but you're also in love with love. As a mate, you are ardent, loyal, sentimental, and earthly. Biggest thrill - the tickle of a man's facial fuzz.

ARIES MEN: Sleeping with him is like playing croquet with live bombs - you never know what is going to happen! Never expect him to wait for you to be ready - he will rip your clothes off if he is ready to go. Don't tease him or you'd better be ready to deliver. Fond of slave master games and he likes it rough. Aries men are also explorers, so be ready to go where no woman has gone before. His favourite position: a woman on her knees leaning forward.

TAURUS WOMEN: You expect your man to be kind and patient and make love to you by the book. Like to be pleased by sex, but don't look for unusual approaches. But you are a demanding lover and leave your more...