Boccelli Jokes / Recent Jokes

Giorgio arrived in the United States from Italy a few months ago.
He walks to work every day and passes the same shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Boccelli leather shoes.
After about two months, he saves the $300.00 the shoes cost and purchases them. The Italian community gets together at a dance in the church basement on Friday nights, so Giorgio seizes the opportunity to wear his new Boccelli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Giorgio replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300.00 Boccelli leather shoes. How do you like them?"
Next, he asks Gina to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her, "Gina, do you wear white panties tonight?" Gina answers, "Yes, Giorgio, I do, but how do you know more...