Body Parts Jokes / Recent Jokes
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
We better hurry up and get some support before they all think were nuts!
there was three guys in a bar they hered a guy say to another did you know if you went to dead mans cliff and jump off of it say what you want to be then thats what youll change into.
so the three guys went to dead mans cliff and decided that they wanted to try one of the guys said his peace and told hi his friends how much they ment to him and then he jumped and said i want to be an eagale so he changed into an eagle the next guy did the same thing said his peace told his friend how much he ment to him and he jumped and said i wish to be a hawk so he changed into a hawk the next guy said his peace and he didnt bother to tell the other guy how much he ment to him beacuse there wasnt another one so he jumped and said crap crap crap crap and he changed into a pile of crap.
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time.
Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up to Heaven and they had to stop at the Pearly Gates before they could enter. So the Angel Gabriel was there waiting for them, and he told them that they had to do something before they could go anywhere.
He told the white guy to pull down his pants, so he did and Gabriel grabbed his dick and squeezed. It instantly melted. The white screamed in pain, and was sent downstairs.
Gabriel told the black guy to do the same, and he grabbed his dick and squeezed but nothing happened.
When Gabriel asked him why it didn't affect him, he said, "This is the type of chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hands".
When im in a sobber mood, I worry work and think,
When im in a drunken mood I gamble play and drink,
But when my moods are over, And my time has come to pass,
I hope im buried upside down, So the world can kiss my ass.
...I am amazed that they are still together after all the shit that has gone between them... no, not Hilary and Bill, the cheeks of my ass.
Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?
A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!