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You Make me wanna pull out your golf club and hit a whole in one!!!..
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What is old and wrinkly and hangs out your jocks
your Grandma

One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that was in there, asked, "I don't mean to be rude sir, but how to you go to the bathroom with no arms?"
The guys with no arms replied, "Well I need a little help, could you unzip my pants?"
The other guys reluctantly says, "sure".
The guy with no arms says, "I need a little more help than that, I need some aim.
Would you mind?"
The guy, very reluctant to do it this time said, "Sure, I guess".
When the guy pulled out the mans penis, there was red pustules and blisters and hair all over it. The man preceded to help the man out.
When the man with no arms was finished. The other man asked him,
"I don't mean to be rude, but what was all over your penis?"
The man then replied, as he pulled his arms out his shirt, -
"I don't know but I sure as hell ain't touching it!"

Confucius says:
Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.

if a man and his penis put thier heads together they would never leave home

Q: Why cant Sadam have sex with his wife?
A: Everytime he opened her legs he saw bush!

There was a man and his body parts started to argue about who works the hardest and the arms said I do cause I lift heavy things every day and the legs said no I do cuz i go back amd forth all day long and so the penis sticks and says I do cuz he sticks me in a deep dark hole and makes me do push-ups til I throw-up.