Bogie Jokes / Recent Jokes

I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time
playing on the bed. At one point she said,
" Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said,
" Dad dy's gonna eat your fingers," pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up
again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my bogie?"