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One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".
They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He
said briefs.
They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He
said boxers.
Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or
"briefs"? And the old man replied - "depends?"

Many of us have heard the story of the time in 1992 when Clinton went on Mtv and some girl asked him "America is _dying_ to know: Is it boxers, or briefs?" The candidate then feigned embarrassment and said "Boxers."
In 1995, some guy decided to ask Speaker Newt the same question. Newt appropriately answered back "That was a stupid question."
This year, someone decided that America must know what citizen Dole wears. "Is it boxers, or briefs?" With a straight face he answered back, "Depends..."

One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs".They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid briefs.They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? Hesaid boxers.Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or"briefs"? And the old man replied - "depends?"

Anthropologists do it with culture.
Archeologists do it with mummies.
Architects do it late.
Bankers do it with interest, but pay for early withdrawl.
Bayseians probably do it.
Boy Scouts do it in the woods.
C++ programmers do it with class.
C++ programmers do it with private members and public objects.
Carpenters do it tongue in groove.
Chemists do it in the fume hood.
Chemists do it in test tubes.
Chess players mate better.
City Planners do it with their eyes shut.
Computer Operators do it upon mount requests.
Deprogrammers do it with sects.
Economists do it with indifference.
Electricians do it until it Hertz!
Engineers do it with precision.
Entomologists do it with insects.
Evangelists do it with Him watching.
Firemen do it wearing rubber.
Firemen do it with a big hose.
Firemen find 'em hot, and leave 'em wet!
Gyneacologists mostly sniff, watch and finger.
Hypertrichologists do it with more...

One day some guys were doing a survey "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? And the old man replied - "depends?"