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One day a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette
are robbing a bank
when the cops come they run their into a kennel
The redhead goes into a cat case
the brunette a dog case
and the blonde a potato bag
the cops walk in and hit the cat case
the redhead goes meow
the cops say its jus a cat
they move to the dog case
the brunette goes woof woof
the cop says its just a dog
they get to the potato sack
the blonde goes potato potato

There was a blonde and a brunette were walking down the sidewalk. the brunette says “Hey look a dead bird. ” The blonde look up and says “Where, where? ”

one day a red head, a brunette, and a blonde all got fake idees to go into a bar, the bartender could tell they were underaged so he called the police, in bar storage there were 3 potatoes sacks, the brunette told them to climb in the potato sacks. when the police came and kicked the sack the red head was in she said woof woof and the police decided that was a dog, they kicked the potato sack with the bruunette in it and she said meow meow and the police decided that was a cat, then he kicked the potato sack were the blonde was and she said po-ta-t-oes

there were three girls on an island an they are walking on teh shore and find a magic lamp.of course they rub the lamp and a genie comes out and says since there is three of you i will grant each one of you a wish.the black haired girl says i miss my friends and family.so she wants to go home and she then gos home.the brunette says the same thing as the black haired woman and then she goes back.then the blond says she misses her friends so she wishes her friends, the brunette, the black haired woman back to the island.

Several dozen brunette, redhead, and blonde guys were facing execution via firing squad.
The firing squad took the brunettes first, and the leader said, "Ready, aim. .. " at which point the brunettes yelled "Earthquake!!!"
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out whether there was an earthquake or not, the brunette guys all took off and escaped.
Undaunted, the firing squad took the redheads next, and the leader again said "Ready, aim. .. " at which point the redheads yelled "Tornado!!!"
The firing squad looked around anxiously and while they were trying to figure out which direction the tornado was coming from, the redheaded guys all took off and escaped.
The firing squad took the blonde guys last, and by now the blondes had it all figured out; when the right time came just yell out the name of some natural disaster. So when the firing squad leader said "Ready, aim. .. more...

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were hiking when they came across a cliff.
There was no bridge and they couldn't think of anyother way to get across so they decided to turn around and go back. Just then a magical fairy appeared and said that they could turn into anything they wanted to help them get across the cliff, all they had to do was run, jump, and say the name of it. The brunette ran and jumped and yelled out, "Eagle," and she soared across the cliff. The redhead ran and jumped then yelled, "Hawk," and flew across to the other side. Then it was the blonde's turn she ran and jumped. When she was in mid air, she forgot what she was going to say and yelled "O crap!"....

Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert?
She needed a map.
Why did the blonde bring a car door to the desert?
If it got hot she could roll the window down.
How did the blonde explain her helicopter crash?
It was getting hot so I turned the ceiling fan off.
What is the latest health epidemic among blondes?
MAIDS. If they don't get one they die.
Why did the blonde wear a condom on each ear?
She didn't want to get hearing AIDS.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell; She's got a grenade in her mouth.
Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?
Because on the box it said from two to four years.
How do you know if a blonde e-mails you?
There's a computer in the mailbox.
How do you know if a blonde's been using the computer?
There's whiteout on the screen.
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