Brunnete Jokes

Two sister, a blonde and a brunnete own a ranch and decide that they want a bull. so the brunnete takes the car to go look at a bull. And she tells her sister that if she decides to the buy the bull that she would send a telogram telling her to come get the bull with the trailer.
So when the brunnete leaves she takes 500 dollars. After carefully loking over the bull she decides to buy it for 499 dollars.
Once she gets to the telogram office the man tells her that if she sends a telogram it will cost 1 dollar per word. she only has one dollar left. the girl thinks and she thinks and finally she tells the man that she wants to send the world comfortable.
when she tells the man he askes her how that will explain her situation.
The brunnete says "My sister is blonde, and she reads very slow; Com-for-da-bull.

A blonde and a brunnete jump off a cliff
Which one lands first
The brunnete the blonde wil stop and ask or directions

a blonde and a brunnete lived together.
One night the brunnete hears footsteps downstairs so she tells the blonde. The blonde is shocked. "Call 999." The brunnete whispers. The blonde grabbed the phone and looked at it puzzled. "Whats wrong?" the brunnete asked. The blonde replied "Theres only one 9 on this phone."