Buddhists Jokes

Singing hymns and praying for peace and luck, thousands of Buddhists greeted a holy tooth believed to have belonged to Buddha when it arrived in Taiwan.
Monks in saffron robes escorted the tooth, encased in a miniature golden pagoda, off a flight from India. Dozens of women prostated themselves and spread their long hair over a red carpet. Others knelt in rows, clasping their hands in front to express their reverence. Buddhists say the tooth brings blessings for those who live where it is housed and keeps them from disaster.

How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: One to change the light bulb, one NOT to change the light bulb, and to neither change nor not change the light bulb.

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two.
One to screw in the light bulb, and one to not screw in the light bulb.