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A bunch of men in a jail house go to see a conciler together.When they got in the room they were to stand up, tell their name, and repeat what they were in for.
The first man stood up.He said," My name is Albert and Im in for killing 22 people."The second stood up and followed suit.This went around the room until they reached the last man.
Slowly he stood up and whispered,"My name is M-M-M-Marvin."The conciler asked him what he was in for."Raping dogs,"he said bashfully.
"How low can you get?!" someone shouted.
"Chiwalas,"replied Marvin.

Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, "Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it.
This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.
I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I'll be damned if I didn't lock the house with both house and car keys inside.
I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up.
I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn more...

There was a blonde brunette and a red head...they were running from the FBI so they ran down an allie and jumped into some bags.the cops kicked the first one and(the brunette was in it) and it said meow..meow.. and they said ooo its just a bunch of cats. then they kicked the second one and(the red head was in it)it said woof woof and they said oooo its just a bunch of dogs. so they kicked the last one and(the blonde was in it) and it said POTATO! POTATO!