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Three bushies were sitting around a campfire one night when one bloke started complaining about his useless cattle dog.

"I'd give $100 to anybody who can make him do anything on command," he spat. "Watch this."

The bloke commanded the dog to sit, roll over and play dead, all with no result.

The second bushie said, "Give me a go."

He commanded the dog to sit, roll over and play dead, all with no result. After an hour he gave up in disgust.

The third bushie stands up and says, "I'll take that $100."

Then he grabs the dog, throws him into the campfire and yells, "Get out of there, boy!"