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A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his driver's license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.

The cabby said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!"

So the businessman was forced to hitch hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas, and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the more...

A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.

There he grabs a cab at the airport and says he's on his way to The Royal York Hotel.

The Cabby heads downtown on his way he passes Queens Park,
"What's that" says the Texan

"Oh! That's Queens Park" says the Cabby, "Its our Provincial Government, its like your State Government" Those buildings are almost 200 years old and they are quite big".

Oh! We have buildings much older than that and at least twice as large" says the Texan.

They continue along and past First Canadian Place.
"Holy cow" says the Texan "What's that"?

"Why that's First Canadian Place, its the biggest office complex in the country" says the Cabby " it took almost 4 years to build".

"Really" says the Texan "Why in Houston they have buildings twice that big, and built in less than 1/2 the more...

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely.
"Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun.
"Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby.
"No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."
So the Cabby told her:
"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun."
"Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked
"Robert"
"Are you married?"
"No."
"Are you christian?"
"Yes."
"Then Pull into the next alley."
The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.
While driving, the cabby started to cry.
"Why are you crying?" asked the nun
"I'm sorry, I've lied."
"How so?"
"Well, My name is David, I have more...

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely."Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun."Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby."No, really." said the nun "I won't mind."So the Cabby told her:"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun.""Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked"Robert""Are you married?""No.""Are you christian?""Yes.""Then Pull into the next alley."The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab.While driving, the cabby started to cry."Why are you crying?" asked the nun"I'm sorry, I've lied.""How so?""Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish.""Well, I've done a bit of lying more...

One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby suddenly started to laugh insanely." Why are you laughing?" Asked the nun." Oh, It's nothing." said the cabby." No, really." said the nun "I won't mind." So the Cabby told her:"Well, It's really silly but I've always had this fantasy of having a blow job done by a nun." "Well then, whats your name?" The nun asked"Robert""Are you married?" "No." "Are you christian?" "Yes." "Then Pull into the next alley." The cabby was stunned. but he didn't want to give up this chance so he pulled into the next alley. When they were finished, they returned to the cab. While driving, the cabby started to cry." Why are you crying?" asked the nun"I'm sorry, I've lied." "How so?" "Well, My name is David, I have a wife and three children, and I'm Jewish." "Well, I've done a bit more...

A man returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi at the airport after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair, and expected to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed to be a witness.
Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband flipped on the lights, pulled the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man.
The husband put his gun to the man`s head, and the wife shouted "Don`t do it! This man has been very generous. Who do you think paid for the Corvette I said I bought for you? He did! Who do you think paid for our new cabin cruiser? He did! Who do you think pays our monthly country club dues you believe I budget for?.. . He does!"
The husband, looked over at the cab driver and asked, "What would you do?"
The cabby said, "I`d cover him with that blanket before more...

A cab driver reaches the Pearly Gates and announces his presence to St. Peter, who looks him up in his Big Book. Upon reading the entry for the cabby, St. Peter invites
him to grab a silk robe and a golden staff and to proceed into Heaven.A preacher is next in line behind the cabby and has been watching these proceedings with
interest. He announces himself to St. Peter. Upon scanning the preacher’s entry
in the Big Book, St. Peter furrows his brow and says, “Okay, we’ll let you in, but take
that cloth robe and wooden staff.”The preacher is astonished and replies, “But I am a man of the cloth. You gave that cab driver a gold staff and a silk robe. Surely, I rate higher than a cabby.”St. Peter responded matter-of-factly: “Here we are interested in results. When you
preached, people slept. When the cabby drove his taxi, people prayed.”