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One day, a mom and her daughter were walking out of the hotel and a couple was on the couch in the lounge having sex.
the daughter asked her mom, "mommy, mommy! what they were doing." and her mom replied, "baking a cake."
the next day the mom took her daughter to her work. where she worked at a night club. another couple were having sex.
"mommy look! they are baking cakes!" said the dughter. "yes, your correct." replied the mom.
the next morning the daughter asked her mom how the cake turned out that her and her husband made..
the mother said, "how did you know we made a cake?!" and the daughter said, "becuz i licked the icing off the couch!!!"

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says' 'Mummy what are they doing?''

The mother hesitates then quickly replies' 'Ummm they are making cakes''.

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.

The next day the girl says to her mother' 'Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night.''

Shocked, the Mother says' 'how do you know?''

The little girl replies,' 'I licked the icing off the sofa.''

Here is a true story regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day, a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale.

The following dialogue ensued:

Proctor: I beg your pardon?
Student: I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale.
Proctor: Sorry, no.
Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale.

At this point the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (rough translation from the Latin): "Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale."

Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away.

Three weeks later the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the more...

THERE WAS A GIRL AND A MOM WALKING DOWN THE PARK THE GIRL SAW SOMEONE HAVING SEX SHE ASKED MOMMY MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING SHE SAID MAKING CUP CAKES LATER SHE SEES SOMEONE
ELSE HAVING SEX SHE SAID MOMMY WHAT ARE THEY DOING SHE SAID HAVING CUP CAKES LATER THAT NIGHT HER MOM AND DAD WERE HAVING SEX THEN THE LITTLE GIRL SAID MOM WERE YOU AND DAD HAVING CUP CAKES CAUSE I LICKED THE CREAM FILLING OF THE SOFA

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench.

The little girl says, "Mommy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes."

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mom replies with the same response, "Making cakes."

The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mommy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the living room last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?"

Her daughter replies, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa."