Canibals Jokes

3 guyz get captured by canibals and the canibals took the 3 guyz 2 the king canibal deep within a forest. The king canibal says,"we will not eat you guyz on one condition, if each of you can get 10 of the same fruits and stick them up your butt hole without making any facial expression, we will let you live." So the 3 guyz went out into the forest to find fruits. The first guy came back with 10 apples and came back to the king. He started sticking the apples up his but, 1, 2, 3, one pops out and he yelled,"ouch! So they ate him and he died. The second guy came back with grapes, he started sticking them up his butt, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9... he laughed. so he got eaten and died. The 2 guyz met in heaven and the first guy says,"hey u almost had it why did u laugh? The second guy says," HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, because i saw the second guy coming with pinapples!!!

There was a French man, a German man and an American man. They were all travelling together on a far off island looking for
treasure. They soon ran into a group of canibals who wished to
eat them. The leader spoke up and said:
"Here, you may kill yourselves with a weapon of your choice,
then we shall eat you and save your skins to make our canoes."
The French man said "Here's to all the wine in Bordeaux, from my
wonderful country," then he shot himself in the head.
The German man said "Here's to all the beautiful women in my
beloved country," then he stabed himself through the heart.
The American said "Here's so that you can't make me into a
canoe," then he stabbed himself several times all over his body
with a fork.