Canseco Jokes

I picked up Jose Canseco's new book about steroids and it's amazing.
When I bought it, it was 175 pages. I put it on the table overnight, and the next morning it's up to 225. It's amazing.

Jose Canseco pleaded guilty to trying to bring a fertility drug across the border from Mexico. The real crime is the fact that they let him back into America.

Jose Canseco and Danny Bonaduce fought to a draw in their highly-hyped three-round boxing match. The fight had no winner, but still managed to have two losers.