Carburettor Jokes / Recent Jokes

The car won't start, aid a wife to her husband. "I think there's water in the carburettor." "How do you know?" said the husband scornfully. "You don't even know what the carburettor is." "I'm telling you," repeated the wife, "I'm sure there's water in the carburettor." "We'll see," mocked the husband. "Let me check it out. Where's the car?" "In the swimming pool."

"Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is," Kathy said. Chuck asked her what it was, and she told him there was water in the carburettor. Chuck thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don't mean to be offensive, but you don't know the carburetor from the accelerator." "No, there's definitely water in the carburettor," Kathy insisted. "OK honey, that's fine, I'll just go take a look. Where is it?" "In the lake!" she said.

What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."

My wife telephoned me because she couldn't get the car started.
"I think there's water in the carburettor, she say's"
"Dear, I say… if you know there's water in the carburettor, why do you need my help?"
"Well it's like this." She said… "I put my foot on the wrong peddle and ended up driving into the swimming pool." relationships
Nosy husband... "My wife thinks I'm too nosy. At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."