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How careers end...
Lawyers are disbarred.
Ministers are defrocked.
Electricians are delighted.
Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.

How careers end...
Artists' models are deposed.
Cooks are deranged.
Dressmakers are unbiased.
Nudists are redressed.

How careers end...
Drunks are distilled.
Alpine climbers are dismounted.
Piano tuners are unstrung.
Orchestra leaders are disbanded.

How careers end...
Holy people are disgraced.
Pastry chefs are deserted.
Perfume makers are dissented.
Butterfly collectors are debugged.

How careers end...
Mathematicians are discounted.
Tree surgeons disembark.
Vegas dealers are discarded.