Cellar Jokes

A new monk arrived at the monastery. He was assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He noticed, however, that they were copying copies, not the original books. The new monk went to the head monk to ask him about this. He pointed out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies.
The head monk said, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." The head monk went down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original.
Hours later, nobody had seen him, so one of the monks went downstairs to look for him. He heard a sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and found the old monk leaning over one of the original books, crying. He asked what was wrong.
"The word is 'celebrate'," said the head monk.

A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying from copies, not the original manuscripts. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there were an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son." So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours go by and nobody sees him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks the old monk what's wrong, and in a choked voice came the reply... "The word is 'CELEBRATE!"

An old Englishman walks into a bar an asks for a bottle of 38 year old wine from Leonne, France. The bar tender not wanting to go to the cellar gave the Englishman the closest bottle of wine he has. The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is only 2 years old and is from Santiago de Chile. ” The bartender was amazed, but at the same time curios, so he gave him another bottle. The Englishman goes: “This wine is 17 years old and is from San Diego, California. ” The bartender was so amazed that he gave him another bottle. The Englishman tasted it and said: “This wine is 30 years old and is from Lima, Peru. ” Finally the bartender goes to the cellar and got the right bottle and gave it to the Englishman. The Englishman said: “Finally, a 38 year old wine from Leonne, France. ” An old drunk that had been watching goes up to the Englishman and said: “Could you please tell me what kind of drink is this” and hands him a cup. The old Englishman tasted and said: “What more...

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else... After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass.
I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour. When I had everything emptied, I more...

Knock KnockWhos there! Cellar! Cellar who? Cellar. No, I think she can be repaired!