Check-in Jokes

A Passenger set down three pieces of luggage before the Indian Airlines check-in counter at the Santa Cruz Airport, Bombay. "I want the brown bag to go to Delhi, the black one to Calcutta," he said. "And keep the third bag here till I come back next week and pick it-up. -'
The airline official blinked. A supervisor standing behind the check-in clerk overheard the passenger's request and came up. "I am sorry, but we are not the post office," the supervisor said, "we can't do that."
"Why not?" the irate passenger said, raising his voice, "That's what you did the last time!"