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    Chemistry song 01

    Chemistry Christmas

    'Twas the night before Christmas,
    The lab was quite still;
    Not a Bunsen was burning
    (Nor had they the will).
    The test tubes were placed
    In their racks with great care,
    In hopes Father Chemistry
    Soon would be there.

    The students were sleeping
    So sound in their dorms,
    All dreaming of fluids
    And Crystalline forms.
    Lab-Aids in their aprons
    And I in my smock.

    When outside the lab
    There arose such a roar
    I leaped from my stool
    And fell flat on the floor.
    Out ot the fire escape
    All of us flew.
    What was the commotion?
    Not one of knew.

    The flood-lights shone out
    O're the campus so bright
    It looked like old Stockholm
    On Nobel Prize Night.
    My fume-blinded eyes
    Then viewed (dare I say?)
    Eight anions pulling
    A water-trough sleigh.

    And holding the bonds
    Tied to each one of them
    Was a more...

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