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Three men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed.

God comes down to them and said, "I will give all three of you the chance to live, and you get one final chance to steal something."

The men all agreed. They were willing to do anything to live.

God says to them, "Go to the fruit market down the street and steal three fruit of any kind. Then come back here and I will tell you what to do."

The first man came back, carrying 3 cherries. God says to him, "If you can put all 3 cherries up your butt without making a face, I will give you your life back. If not, you are going to hell."

The man puts 2 cherries up his butt, but as he is sticking the third one inside he makes a grunting face. God snaps his fingers and sends the man to hell.

The second man came back carrying three apples. God says to him, "If you can stick all three of those apples up your butt, I will give you more...

Three men were trying to rob a bank, when they were shot and killed.
God comes down to them and said, "I will give all three of you the chance to live, and you get one final chance to steal something."
The men all agreed. They were willing to do anything to live.
God says to them, "Go to the fruit market down the street and steal three fruit of any kind. Then come back here and I will tell you what to do."
The first man came back, carrying 3 cherries. God says to him, "If you can put all 3 cherries up your butt without making a face, I will give you your life back. If not, you are going to hell."
The man puts 2 cherries up his butt, but as he is sticking the third one inside he makes a grunting face. God snaps his fingers and sends the man to hell.
The second man came back carrying three apples. God says to him, "If you can stick all three of those apples up your butt, I will give you your life back. If not, you are going to more...

One day three salesmen went to a farmer. They asked him if he wanted to buy some of their products. He said, "All right. Wait here until I come back with the money...-but don't touch my daughter while I'm gone!"

When he came back, he found them all on top of his daughter. He pointed his shotgun at them and said, "Go out to my garden, pick 10 things, and come back in here."

The first salesman came in there with 10 cherries. The farmer goes, "Ok, shove them up your butt and you can go." So, not wanting to be shot, the salesman shoved the cherries up his butt and he was free to go

The second salesman came in with 10 oranges. Again, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt. After he had done that, the salesman started laughing. The farmer asked, "what's so funny?"

The salesman replies, "The other guy's out there picking watermelons."