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Once there was a princess, she was like the princess of the universe or something. Any way there were 3 men and they all wanted to marry the princess. The king did not like the 3 men, so the king made the men a deal. He told them whoever can make it across the desert without the’re camal farting can marry the princess. The first man almost makes it then his camel farted.
The second man was onely 1 inch away then his camel farted. Then the third man made it. When the king asked him how he did it he said “ME NO CHINEES ME NO DUM ME STICK CORK UP CAMEL’S BUM”