Chiquita Jokes / Recent Jokes

In addition to the $25 million fine it received, Chiquita Banana Brands International has also been ordered to air PSAs on U.S. radio stations:

I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say,
Bananas have to ripen in a certain way.
When they are fleck'd with brown and have a golden hue,
Never pay terrorists to protect you.