Cholestrol Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once Santa Singh went to a shop to buy a can of cooking oil. After he paid the money, he demanded:
"Now, give me my cholestrol"
Shop keeper amused: "what"
"Don't act smart with me" Santa Said, it's printed clearly on the can that "cholestrol free"

One Day Furious Santa Enters A Shop And Asks That' Where Is My Free Gift With This Can Of Oil?
The Shopkeeper Says That There Is No Free Gift With This Can Of Oil.
But It Is Written That Free Cholestrol With The Can!!!!