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There's a man with three daughters.
The first daughter(a Brunette) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Daisy" the dad says" 'cause when you were born a daisy fell on your head."
The second daughter (a red-head) comes up and says "Daddy why'd you name me Rose" the dad says "'cause when you were born a rose fell on your head."
The third daughter (a blonde) comes up and says "kjaglifvgjlfj" the dad says "SHUTUP CINDERBLOCK"

In a happy little farm out in the countryside, a cow and her daughters were gathered.
"Mommy, why am I called Daisy?" the oldest daughter asked.
"Because a daisy fell on your head when you were born," the mother replied.
"Mommy, why am I called Rose?" the second-oldest daughter asked.
"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born." the mother answered.
"Wagfuryhlff!" the youngest daughter exclaimed.
"Quiet, Cinderblock!"