Civilian Jokes

Somewhere in Albania, two footsore soldiers enjoying a much-needed break were discussing differences between army life and the civilian variety.

"Joe, you sure have it right about the food being better back home," said one, "but I can tell you an even more fundamental difference."

"What's that, Mike?" asked Joe.

"When you return to civilian life," Mike said, "unless you want it otherwise, 5:30 comes around no more than once a day."