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    Why Are The Clairinet Players Brains So Expensive

    A cannibal went to a brain store one day because he was craving brains. he decided he wanted to try a musician's brains to see if they taste any different.
    He looked around and saw the prices.
    Trumpet Brains-$25.00/pound
    Trombone Brains-$1.00/pound
    Percussion Brains- 10.00/pound
    Tuba Brains-$0.50/pound
    Colorguard Brains-$0.25/pound
    Clairinet Brains-$1000.00/pound
    Flute Brains-$0.50/pound
    So the cannibal turned and saw a man that worked there. He said to the guy:
    "Why are the clarinet brains so expensive?"
    The man replied "DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLAIRINET PLAYERS YOU HAVE TO KILL TO GET ONE POUND OF BRAINS?"

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