Cleveland Indians Jokes

Kenny Lofton has been named to the Cleveland Indians Hall of Fame. Or, as we like to call it, the loneliest place on Earth.

The Yankees intend to spend $150 million to lure C.C, Sabathia to New York. And that's just on lunch.

The Yankees are bidding high for pitcher C.C. Sabathia. In the Bronx, C.C. Sabathia actually translates to "Yes, yes, Sabathia."

C.C. Sabathia lost his second consecutive game for the suddenly floundering Milwaukee Brewers. The big left-hander was so despondent afterwards that he couldn't eat for nearly five minutes.